I Am the Iconic Line Kid from the Classic 1990 Film: An Interview.
The action icon is rightfully celebrated as an Hollywood heavyweight. Yet, in the midst of his star power in the late 20th century, he also delivered several critically acclaimed comedies. The standout film is Kindergarten Cop, which hits its 35-year mark this holiday season.
The Film and The Famous Scene
In the classic film, Schwarzenegger embodies a undercover cop who goes undercover as a elementary educator to locate a fugitive. For much of the movie, the investigation plot functions as a basic structure for the star to share adorable moments with his young class. Without a doubt the standout involves a little boy named Joseph, who spontaneously rises and states the actor, “Boys have a penis, and girls get a vagina.” Arnold replies icily, “I appreciate the insight.”
The young actor was played by former young actor Miko Hughes. His career featured a character arc on Full House playing the antagonist to the child stars and the pivotal role of the resurrected boy in the screen translation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. He still works in film today, with a slate of movies in development. He also engages with fans at fan conventions. He recently shared his memories from the filming of the classic after all this time.
Behind the Scenes
Question: Starting off, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: I believe I was four. I was the most junior of all the kids on set.
Wow, I can't remember being four. Do you retain any flashes from that time?
Yeah, somewhat. They're flashes. They're like visual recollections.
Do you recall how you landed the job in Kindergarten Cop?
My mother, mainly would bring me to auditions. Frequently it was an open call. There'd be 20, 30 kids and we'd all patiently queue, enter the casting office, be in there for a very short time, deliver a quick line they wanted and then leave. My parents would feed me the lines and then, when I became literate, that was probably the first stuff I was reading.
Do you have an impression of meeting Arnold? What was your impression of him?
He was very kind. He was playful. He was good-natured, which I guess stands to reason. It'd be weird if he was a dick to all the kids in the classroom, that surely wouldn't foster a positive atmosphere. He was fun to be around.
“It'd be weird if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom.”
I was aware he was a huge celebrity because I was told, but I had never really seen his movies. I felt the importance — like, that's cool — but he didn't really intimidate me. He was merely entertaining and I just wanted to play with him when he was available. He was busy, obviously, but he'd sometimes engage here and there, and we would hang off of his arms. He'd tense up and we'd be dangling there. He was incredibly giving. He purchased for each child in the classroom a personal stereo, which at the time was like an iPhone. This was the coolest device, that funky old yellow cassette player. I used to rock out to the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for years on that thing on that thing. It finally gave out. I also was given a genuine metal whistle. He had the teacher's whistle, and the kids all were gifted copies as well.
Do you remember your experience as being enjoyable?
You know, it's interesting, that movie was this cultural thing. It was a huge film, and it was a wonderful time, and you would think, looking back now, I would want my memories to be of collaborating with Schwarzenegger, the legendary director, visiting Astoria, being on a professional set, but my memories are of being a finitely child at lunch. For example, they got everyone pizza, but I avoided pizza. All I would eat was the meat from the top. Then, the first-generation Game Boy was brand new. That was the coolest toy, and I was quite skilled. I was the youngest and some of the other children would hand me their devices to get past hard parts on games because I could do it, and I was felt accomplished. So, it's all childhood recollections.
That Famous Quote
OK, the infamous quote, do you remember anything about it? Did you grasp the meaning?
At the time, I probably didn't know what the word taboo meant, but I realized it got a reaction and it caused the crew to chuckle. I was aware it was kind of something I wouldn't usually utter, but I was given approval in this case because it was comedic.
“She really wrestled with it.”
How it was conceived, based on what I was told, was they were still developing characters. Some character lines were established early on, but once they had the whole cast on the set, it wasn't pure improvisation, but they refined it on set and, reportedly someone in charge came to my mom and said, "We have an idea. We want Miko to deliver this dialogue. Are you okay with this?" My mom didn't answer immediately. She said, "Let me think about it, I need time" and took a short while. It was a tough call for her. She said she was hesitant, but she felt it will probably be one of the unforgettable moments from the movie and her instinct was correct.